ACCORDING TO HOYLE

A drama set in an Auckland suburb involving a husband who invents an exciting story to account for a his black eye. The day’s adventure begins with Mr and Mrs Hoyle sitting down to breakfast . Mr Hoyle sets off to purchase a tripod he’s seen a magazine. He returns home to recount the tale of a high speed chase through Cornwall Park. He is caught out by his wife’s friend.

“I think I’ll get this movie tripod”
“Hoyle finally arives home with his precious parcel... and a story”
“You see it happened like this dear”
“Cab 68 calling Police”
“Bag snatcher in stolen Morris preceding south”
“Suspect heading down Greenlane Rd”
“Suspect just grabbed by civilian near foot of One Tree Hill”
“The End”