PERSONAL RECORD. ROBERT STEELE PRESENTS

Montage of bizarre film excerpts.

COL - [“Kamille”] melodrama.
Inter title: “Little knowing that heart and stays are bursting, Armand is infuriated at her apparent scorn of his affection” - amateur drama on stage with men playing the parts of women.
“Dumped by the Baron. Kamille finds solace in gin and Lola (not a cocktale)” -
“Kamille dying in poverty has only Lola left (No Gin)” - showgirls posing.

“Panther Piss”. Men drinking and trying out home brew in backyard (col. & b&w),
“Queen Viccy” col. comedy with intertitles, man dressed as Queen Victoria on the toilet.
“Using the first W.C. installed at the palace”.
“That’s all of that” - Spanish Flamingo dancers.

B&W - “Live to serve” - excerpts from a milk industry documentary. [Derelict aircraft carrier in harbour].

COL - Irish dancing girls. [A&P show].
More of [“Kamille”] - on her death bed
“Dearie, you are too pretty to die” - Baron arrives to console the heroine but death consumes her.
“Epilogue”. Producer and star introduce themselves in studio. Star slams cream pie in face of producer. [Producer could be Robert Steele].